best response of all time
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(via iscariotapologist)
Sluttiest thing a man can do is dramatically flex his hand after holding yours.
(via userparamore)
Girlhood is abruptly switching from this to this and then back again
i imagine the kens sleep in a big pile like a bunch of ferrets. also allan is there





